27.11.17

Bumper Stickers & Cool Remarks [27-11-17]

 
Bumper Stickers & Cool Remarks 
  • It works better if you plug it in
  • We are born naked, wet, and hungry. Then things get worse
  • My weight is perfect for my height - which varies
  • Remember My Name - You'll Be Screaming It Later
  • Inventor of keyboard is a very passionate guy as he put U and I together
 

10.11.17

Bumper Stickers & Cool Remarks [10-11-17]

 
Bumper Stickers & Cool Remarks 
  • I found there was only one way to look thin, hang out with fat people
  • Never be afraid to try something new. Remember, amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic
  • I started out with nothing, and I still have most of it
  • Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else
  • The hand that turneth the knob opens the door
  • Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package
 

30.10.17

Bumper Stickers & Cool Remarks [30-10-17]


Bumper Stickers & Cool Remarks
  • Life is short, make fun of it
  • If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments
  • Make it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot
  • The more crap you put up with, the more crap you are going to get
  • He who refuses to listen is lying
 

28.10.17

Bumper Stickers & Cool Remarks [28-10-17]


Bumper Stickers & Cool Remarks
  • My Husband and I Married for Better or Worse He Couldn’t Do Better and I Couldn’t Do Worse
  • Make yourself at home .....clean my kitchen
  • Money is the root of all evil, and man needs roots
  • A day without sunshine is like, well, night
  • My next house will have no kitchen -- just vending machines
 

24.10.17

Bumper Stickers & Cool Remarks [24-10-17]


Bumper Stickers & Cool Remarks  
  • Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement
  • I knew the day would come when you would leave me for my best friend. So here's his leash, water bowl and chew toys
  • As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in public schools
  • Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
  • Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't
 

19.10.17

Bumper Stickers & Cool Remarks [19-10-17]


Bumper Stickers & Cool Remarks  
  • Scientists say 1 out of every 4 people is crazy. Check 3 friends, if they are OK, you're it.
  • There will always be death and taxes; however, death doesn't get worse every year
  • Our toaster works on either AC or DC, but not on bread. It has two settings: too soon and too late
  • Somewhere on this globe, every ten seconds, there is a woman giving birth to a child. She must be found and stopped
  • I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be without sponges

    16.10.17

    Bumper Stickers & Cool Remarks [16-10-17]


    Bumper Stickers & Cool Remarks  
    • Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?
    • Despite the cost of living have you noticed how it remains so popular?
    • Out of my mind... Back in five minutes
    • Death is nature's way of telling you to slow down
    • If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything
      

    13.10.17

    Bumper Stickers & Cool Remarks [13-10-17]


    Bumper Stickers & Cool Remarks  
    • How long a minute is depends on what side of the bathroom door you're on
    • It is said that if you line up all the cars in the world end to end, some one would be stupid enough to try to pass them
    • Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, you're a mile away and you have their shoes
    • Don't worry, it only seems kinky the first time
    • Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them