16.10.17

Bumper Stickers & Cool Remarks [16-10-17]


Bumper Stickers & Cool Remarks  
  • Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?
  • Despite the cost of living have you noticed how it remains so popular?
  • Out of my mind... Back in five minutes
  • Death is nature's way of telling you to slow down
  • If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything
  

13.10.17

Bumper Stickers & Cool Remarks [13-10-17]


Bumper Stickers & Cool Remarks  
  • How long a minute is depends on what side of the bathroom door you're on
  • It is said that if you line up all the cars in the world end to end, some one would be stupid enough to try to pass them
  • Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, you're a mile away and you have their shoes
  • Don't worry, it only seems kinky the first time
  • Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them
     

12.10.17

Bumper Stickers & Cool Remarks [12-10-17]

Bumper Stickers & Cool Remarks
  • Seen it all, done it all, can't remember most of it
  • Gravity should not be responsible when people fall in love
  • A sharp tongue and a dull mind are usually found in the same head
  • If I was the head of a country that lost a war, and I had to sign a peace treaty, just as I was signing, I'd glance over the treaty and then suddenly act surprised. "Wait a minute! I thought we won!"
  • I don't have to be dead to donate my organ.

3.9.17

Bumper Stickers & Cool Remarks [3-9-17]


Bumper Stickers & Cool Remarks  
  • The brain is a wonderful organ; it starts working the moment you get up in the morning, and does not stop until you get to school/work
  • I don't have a solution but I admire the problem
  • The most effective way to remember your wife’s birthday is to forget it once
  • A husband is someone who, after taking the trash out, gives the impression that he just cleaned the whole house
  • Marriage is the only war in which one sleeps with the enemy

31.8.17

Bumper Stickers & Cool Remarks [31-8-17]


Bumper Stickers & Cool Remarks  
  • You may have a heart of gold - but so does a hard-boiled egg.
  • Where there's a will...I want to be on itDon't be irreplaceable - if you can't be replaced, you can't be promoted
  • Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it
  • Don't watch the clock; do what it does. Keep going
 

28.8.17

Bumper Stickers & Cool Remarks [28-8-17]


Bumper Stickers & Cool Remarks   
  • If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times, does he become disoriented?
  • A flashlight is a case for holding dead batteries
  • When I die, I want to die like my grandfather--who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car
  • Advice for the day: If you have a lot of tension and you get a headache, do what it says on the aspirin bottle: 'Take two aspirin’ and "Keep away from children'
  • Don't forget that people will judge you by your actions, not your intentions
 

    25.8.17

    Bumper Stickers & Cool Remarks [25-8-17]


    Bumper Stickers & Cool Remarks   
    • Thou shalt not weigh more than thy refrigerator
    • On the keyboard of life, always keep one finger on the escape key
    • The last person that quit or was fired will be held responsible for everything that goes wrong
    • Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don't have film
    • If the world were a logical place, men would ride horses sidesaddle
      

    22.8.17

    Bumper Stickers & Cool Remarks [22-8-17]


    Cool Remarks   
    • Never delay the ending of a meeting or the beginning of a cocktail hour.
    • Back up my hard drive? How do I put it in reverse?
    • Never test the depth of the water with both feet
    • Serving coffee on aircraft causes turbulence
    • Never argue with an idiot. They drag you down to their level then beat you with experience