Bumper Stickers & Cool Remarks
- Honk if you love peace and quiet
- The more you complain, the longer God makes you live
- Warning I have an attitude and I know how to use it
- If the shoe fits, get another one just like it
- Annapolis- A drinking town with a sailing problem
Bumper Stickers & Cool Remarks
- It works better if you plug it in
- We are born naked, wet, and hungry. Then things get worse
- My weight is perfect for my height - which varies
- Remember My Name - You'll Be Screaming It Later
- Inventor of keyboard is a very passionate guy as he put U and I together
Bumper Stickers & Cool Remarks
- I found there was only one way to look thin, hang out with fat people
- Never be afraid to try something new. Remember, amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic
- I started out with nothing, and I still have most of it
- Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else
- The hand that turneth the knob opens the door
- Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package
Bumper Stickers & Cool Remarks
- Life is short, make fun of it
- If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments
- Make it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot
- The more crap you put up with, the more crap you are going to get
- He who refuses to listen is lying
Bumper Stickers & Cool Remarks
- My Husband and I Married for Better or Worse He Couldn’t Do Better and I Couldn’t Do Worse
- Make yourself at home .....clean my kitchen
- Money is the root of all evil, and man needs roots
- A day without sunshine is like, well, night
- My next house will have no kitchen -- just vending machines
Bumper Stickers & Cool Remarks
- Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement
- I knew the day would come when you would leave me for my best friend. So here's his leash, water bowl and chew toys
- As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in public schools
- Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
- Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't
Bumper Stickers & Cool Remarks
- Scientists say 1 out of every 4 people is crazy. Check 3 friends, if they are OK, you're it.
- There will always be death and taxes; however, death doesn't get worse every year
- Our toaster works on either AC or DC, but not on bread. It has two settings: too soon and too late
- Somewhere on this globe, every ten seconds, there is a woman giving birth to a child. She must be found and stopped
- I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be without sponges
Bumper Stickers & Cool Remarks
- Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?
- Despite the cost of living have you noticed how it remains so popular?
- Out of my mind... Back in five minutes
- Death is nature's way of telling you to slow down
- If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything
