19.10.17

Bumper Stickers & Cool Remarks [19-10-17]


Bumper Stickers & Cool Remarks  
  • Scientists say 1 out of every 4 people is crazy. Check 3 friends, if they are OK, you're it.
  • There will always be death and taxes; however, death doesn't get worse every year
  • Our toaster works on either AC or DC, but not on bread. It has two settings: too soon and too late
  • Somewhere on this globe, every ten seconds, there is a woman giving birth to a child. She must be found and stopped
  • I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be without sponges

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