21.7.15

Bumper Stickers & Cool Remarks [21-07-2015]


Bumper Stickers & Cool Remarks 
  • It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a bad example
  • The sex was so good that even the neighbors had a cigarette
  • If you ever catch on fire, try to avoid seeing yourself in the mirror, because I bet that's what REALLY throws you into a panic
  • I used to have a handle on life, but it broke
  • Love is grand; divorce is a hundred grand
 

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