31.10.15

Bumper Stickers & Cool Remarks [31-10-15]


Bumper Stickers & Cool Remarks
  • The trouble with life is there's no background music
  • If I was the head of a country that lost a war, and I had to sign a peace treaty, just as I was signing, I'd glance over the treaty and then suddenly act surprised. "Wait a minute! I thought we won!"
  • I don't have to be dead to donate my organ.
  • Scientists say 1 out of every 4 people is crazy. Check 3 friends, if they are OK, you're it.
  • As the days go by, I think of how lucky I am that you're not here to ruin it for me
 

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