Cool Remarks
- Be nice to your kids... They will pick out your nursing home
- When I'am good, I`m very, very, very good!! But when I'm bad, I am even better...
- Marriage is like the army. Everybody complains, but you'd be surprised at how many re-enlist
- Congratulations on your wedding day! Too bad no one likes your wife
- Don't worry about the world ending today... It's already tomorrow in Australia. (unless you're in Australia -then start worrying)
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