Bumper Stickers & Cool Remarks [13-8-17]

Bumper Stickers & Cool Remarks  

• I'd like to see a nature film where an eagle swoops down and pulls a fish out of a lake, and then maybe he's flying along, low to the ground, and the fish pulls a worm out of the ground. Now that's a documentary.
• It's all fun and games, 'till someone loses an eye! Then it's a *SPORT*
• If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the UP button
• Latest survey shows that 3 out of 4 people make up 75% of the world's population
• After any salary raise, you will have less money at the end of the month than you did before