Bumper Stickers & Cool Remarks
- If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times, does he become disoriented?
- A flashlight is a case for holding dead batteries
- When I die, I want to die like my grandfather--who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car
- Advice for the day: If you have a lot of tension and you get a headache, do what it says on the aspirin bottle: 'Take two aspirin’ and "Keep away from children'
- Don't forget that people will judge you by your actions, not your intentions
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