19.8.17

Bumper Stickers & Cool Remarks [19-8-17]


Bumper Stickers & Cool Remarks
  • Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can't even get into my own pants.
  • My kid beat up your honor student.
  • Don't make me get out my flying monkeys!
  • It is as bad as you think, and they ARE out to get you.
  • It is said that if you line up all the cars in the world end to end, someone would be stupid enough to try and pass them.

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