12.10.17

Bumper Stickers & Cool Remarks [12-10-17]

Bumper Stickers & Cool Remarks
  • Seen it all, done it all, can't remember most of it
  • Gravity should not be responsible when people fall in love
  • A sharp tongue and a dull mind are usually found in the same head
  • If I was the head of a country that lost a war, and I had to sign a peace treaty, just as I was signing, I'd glance over the treaty and then suddenly act surprised. "Wait a minute! I thought we won!"
  • I don't have to be dead to donate my organ.

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