Bumper Stickers & Cool Remarks [12-10-17]

Bumper Stickers & Cool Remarks

• Seen it all, done it all, can't remember most of it
• Gravity should not be responsible when people fall in love
• A sharp tongue and a dull mind are usually found in the same head
• If I was the head of a country that lost a war, and I had to sign a peace treaty, just as I was signing, I'd glance over the treaty and then suddenly act surprised. "Wait a minute! I thought we won!"
• I don't have to be dead to donate my organ.