13.10.17

Bumper Stickers & Cool Remarks [13-10-17]


Bumper Stickers & Cool Remarks  
  • How long a minute is depends on what side of the bathroom door you're on
  • It is said that if you line up all the cars in the world end to end, some one would be stupid enough to try to pass them
  • Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, you're a mile away and you have their shoes
  • Don't worry, it only seems kinky the first time
  • Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them
     

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