Bumper Stickers & Cool Remarks
- The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and a leaky tire
- I'm Out Of Bed And Dressed; What More Do You Want?
- Virus check complete. All viruses functioning normally
- If I was the head of a country that lost a war, and I had to sign a peace treaty, just as I was signing, I'd glance over the treaty and then suddenly act surprised. "Wait a minute! I thought we won!"
- The simplest toy, one which even the youngest child can operate, is called a grandparent
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